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A bit of Russian news…

Updated: Mar 20, 2022

In short, I am proud of Ukraine’s “plans” for this spring:

March. We are going to start the Third World War, attacking Russia from all sides.

April. We are dropping a dirty bomb on Russia, which was manufactured at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant (quote: 

“The increased radiation background, natural for the Chernobyl Zone, was hiding the actual scales of such works”, – said a source in the agency”.

And then the second one – from the Zaporizhzhia NPP and the third one, which was hidden in the Kharkiv University under the guise of a stuffed crocodile.

May. Biological attack. We infect the whole Russia with anthrax grown in Poltava. And then we proceed with the plague and cholera from Ternopil.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy, is that’s what you meant by the phrase “there will be barbecue”?

Ukrainian Text by Yaroslava Gres. Translated into English by Ukrainianvancouver team – Mar 11, 2022

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